This happened on a flight ready to depart for Detroit.
This happened on a flight ready to depart for Detroit.
Jack was sitting when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear. 'What's the matter?' Jack asked.
'I've been transferred to Detroit, there's crazy people there. They have a lot of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor public schools, and the highest crime rate in the country.'
Jack replied, 'I've lived in Detroit all my life. It's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business and enroll your kids in a nice private school. It's as safe a place as anywhere in the world.'
The guy finally relaxed and said, 'Thank you. I've been worried to death, but if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. By the way, what do you do for a living?'
'Me?' said Jack. 'I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck.'
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44Jack was sitting when a guy took the seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking, moaning in fear. 'What's the matter?' Jack asked.
'I've been transferred to Detroit, there's crazy people there. They have a lot of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor public schools, and the highest crime rate in the country.'
Jack replied, 'I've lived in Detroit all my life. It's not as bad as the media says. Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business and enroll your kids in a nice private school. It's as safe a place as anywhere in the world.'
The guy finally relaxed and said, 'Thank you. I've been worried to death, but if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word for it. By the way, what do you do for a living?'
'Me?' said Jack. 'I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck.'
******
Start the year off right. Easy ways to stay in shape.
http://body.aol.com/fitness/winter-exercise?NCID=aolcmp00300000002489
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