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Dear Boss...   I have enjoyed working here these past several years. You have paid me very well, given me benefits beyond belief. I have 3-4 months off per year and a pension plan that will pay my salary till the day I die and a health plan that most people can only dream about.   Despite this I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new position.   During this time I will show up for work when it is convenient. In addition I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other perks associated with my current job.   Oh yeah, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I will be back with no loss in pay or status. Before you say anything, remember that you have no choice in the matter. I can and will do this.   Sincerely,   Every Senator or Congressman running for President.
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