Excited to get married...
George, age 102, and Edith, age 99, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. George suggests they go in and address the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers,
"Yes."
George: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
George: "How about support hose for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
George: "What about medicine for rheumatism, osteoporosis & arthritis?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
George: "How about waterproof furniture pads & Depends?"
Pharmacist: "Yes sir."
George: "Hearing aid & denture supplies & reading glasses?"
Pharmacist: "Yes."
George: "What about eye drops, sleeping pills, Geritol & Ensure?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
George: "You sell wheelchairs, walkers & canes?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds and sizes. Why all these questions?"
George smiles & replies to the pharmacist, "We'd like to use your store as our Bridal Registry.
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44"Yes."
George: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
George: "How about support hose for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
George: "What about medicine for rheumatism, osteoporosis & arthritis?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
George: "How about waterproof furniture pads & Depends?"
Pharmacist: "Yes sir."
George: "Hearing aid & denture supplies & reading glasses?"
Pharmacist: "Yes."
George: "What about eye drops, sleeping pills, Geritol & Ensure?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
George: "You sell wheelchairs, walkers & canes?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds and sizes. Why all these questions?"
George smiles & replies to the pharmacist, "We'd like to use your store as our Bridal Registry.
**************
See what's free at http://www.aol.com.
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