Fwd: Some Humor
The owner of a golf course was confused about paying an invoice, so he
decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help. He called her into his
office and said, 'You graduated from a University and I need
some help. If I were to g ive you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take
off?'
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, 'Everything but my
earrings.'
A group of friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for
the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the
weight of an eight-point buck. 'Where's Henry?' the others asked.
'Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of miles back up
the trail,' the successful hunter replied.
'You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?' they
inquired..
'A tough call,' nodded the hunter 'But I figured no one is
going to steal Henry!'
The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up
into the ditch. The Sheriff asked, 'Why are you dumping garbage in the
ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head'. 'Yep', he
replied. 'That's why I dumpin it here, cause it
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